i'd rather be dancing

Thu, 14 May 2009 12:05:11 GMT

If you've ever blamed the post office for not delivering a card that YOU forgot to mail..... You might need SendOutCards! www.click4realcards.com

i want a hot wheels radar gun

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 13:02:20 GMT

The text of the article is here, but if you want to see the really cute picture of the boy, click HERE

LOUISVILLE, Ky. - Landon Wilburn, 11, has a future as a cop — a traffic cop. The youngster, who used to shout at speeders to slow down as they drove through the Stone Lakes subdivision in Louisville, now has taken matters into his own hands.

Dressed in a reflective vest, wearing a bicycle helmet and armed with an orange Hot Wheels brand radar gun, he points and records the actual speed of passing traffic.

Landon also carries a flashlight with a built-in siren.

"When I saw it happening, I got the biggest kick out of it," said resident George Ayers, 61. "People were locking up their brakes when they saw him."

Many in the subdivision are frustrated that motorists tear through the neighborhood at 55 mph despite signs posting a 25 mph limit.

Officials said the city will install speed humps in the neighborhood if 70 percent of residents agree and are willing to put up half the money.

long video, but we'll never see it on TV in the states.

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:50:08 GMT

Aside from pronouncing aspartame as "ass-part-ah-me", it's a well done documentary.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-842180934463681887

just a cute diversion for my afternoon.

Fri, 04 Apr 2008 19:41:25 GMT

star wars by a 3 year old

Mon, 31 Mar 2008 22:02:21 GMT

cute.

was i on MARS??????

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 01:00:07 GMT

I have not laughed this hard in a very very very long time.

Sarah & Matt

The Rebuttal

i find it amusing that melissa and i keep scoring as the same type of lesbian.

Tue, 11 Mar 2008 18:38:46 GMT

What Type of Lesbian Are You? (Inspired by Curve Mag.)
created with QuizFarm.com

You scored as The Student Dyke

Your entire life is defined by two things: your intellect and your sexuality; moreover you often merge the two to lure in women.

The Student Dyke

50%

The Surprise! Dyke

45%

The Pretty-Boi Dyke

35%

The Quasi-Gothic Femme

35%

The Stud

35%

The Femme Fatale

25%

The Magic Earring Ken Dyke

20%

The Vaginal-Reference-Making Dyke

20%

The Sprightly Elfin Femme

15%

The Little-Boy Dyke

10%

The Bohemian Dyke

10%

The Hipster Dyke

10%

The Granola Dyke

happy painful shuffle is now....

Thu, 31 Jan 2008 20:28:51 GMT

HAPPY DANCE!!!

i got adjusted for the first time since november yesterday...

oh.

my.

gods.

i still have a lot of work to do on my own - i don't work out, don't stretch, don't drink enough water, ie: none of the things i should to to keep a happy and healthy spine and body...

however. i now have range of motion and feel about 15 pounds lighter.

hee hee hee. i *heart* chiropractic...

now i just need the boy to graduate so he can do this for me.

Self-Promotion and a big thank-you...

Mon, 14 Jan 2008 15:44:21 GMT

A big huge thank you goes out to realityhacker's parents... over the past few years I have been a fairly regular visitor over at their house, with his dad helping me record a bunch of stuff made from karaoke tracks.

And the self promotion part - if you'd like, you can listen to six completed tracks over on my "band" Myspace.

Business Stuff - Help!

Thu, 27 Dec 2007 19:38:54 GMT

So, I am in the process of having my website redesigned (again - this time with professional help!!!)

So, I'm looking for input!

A) Here is the (not live yet) site: Lavender Girl Consulting

It is still not quite finished, but am looking for basic input on design, etc.

B) A poll. Lavendergirlconsulting.com is LOOOOOONG. And some people have no idea how to spell lavender. they spell it lavendAr.

So I'm looking for something new to put on my business cards that is shorter and to the point, that will still direct to the actual site.

View Poll: #1111970

* knowyoucare.com comes from this quote - "People don't care how much you know until they know how much you care"

i'm in a wicked mood...

Fri, 30 Nov 2007 13:52:47 GMT

Random YouTube Videos....

they're married in real life... so cute

Sunny Days...

Tue, 20 Nov 2007 19:38:09 GMT

Cookie Monster: Child’s First Addict

from your friendly neighborhood zombie

Tue, 20 Nov 2007 14:10:33 GMT

two fridays ago (the 9th), i was at a networking meeting that served lunch, and all of a sudden i was having trouble eating my soup. it was like i'd been given novicane, except i wasn't numb. i could feel everything, but couldn't really use my mouth. over the next 48 hours it progressed to the point where all of the muscles on the right side of my face didn't work. at all. it is a truly interesting sight to behold.

enter Bell's Palsy. it is shocking to me that something I had never even heard of is as common as this is. almost everyone I've talked to has at least heard of it. if not known a close friend or loved one that had it, or had it themselves. it is self-limiting, meaning it will just go away on its own. the best case scenario is in as little as two weeks... it can go as long as two to six months. they have no idea what causes it. it can be stress, or sleeping on your neck wrong, or a viral infection, or lyme disease - which they did test me for and i do not have. they put me on prednisone (yay steroids) which i did take, and wrote me a script for an antiviral medication which i did not. a) it was $240+ to fill it, b) it would only do anything if the cause of the Bell's was a viral infection, and they can't tell me that, and c) even if it did help, it would help just about the same amount as the prednisone.

it is EXHAUSTING. it is ANNOYING... and starting sunday and yesterday, it feels like i've been kicked repeatedly in the head with something big and clunky and steel-toed. the bones in my face and head literally feel broken and bruised, even though they are neither.

i've seen the chiropractor and acupuncturist. i may try to head to a massage therapist next.

but first, after being up for all of an hour, i'm going to try to take a nap.

Demetre Martin

Tue, 13 Nov 2007 00:56:04 GMT

"I'm in a weird situation, because I like rainbows,... but I'm not gay.

So I'll wear a rainbow on my shirt, but then under it, I gotta put "Not Gay".

But I'm not against gay people, so under that, I gotta put "But Supportive".

I just think it's weird that one group took refracted light.

It's pretty greedy gays!"

3:38 into the video.

halloween eyes...

Thu, 01 Nov 2007 03:17:31 GMT

i was selene from underworld last year... got lots more compliments on the eyes with street clothes this year because it was so unbelievably unexpected. the boys at the restaurant thought it was the greatest thing ever.

the puppies are home...

Mon, 15 Oct 2007 04:12:52 GMT

click here for the full gallery.

New Puppies

Mon, 24 Sep 2007 00:51:52 GMT

My parents decided that we're gonna get new dogs. Two Boxer puppies.

oooooh the cuteness. following are the first batch of pics (many many many pics) from my mom's camera. more to come from mine. they are 5 weeks, 1 day old today.

More Gratuitous Cuteness

damn you, IS!!!!!!!

Mon, 10 Sep 2007 19:52:36 GMT

oy.

You are The Tower

Ambition, fighting, war, courage. Destruction, danger, fall, ruin.

The Tower represents war, destruction, but also spiritual renewal. Plans are disrupted. Your views and ideas will change as a result.

The Tower is a card about war, a war between the structures of lies and the lightning flash of truth. The Tower stands for "false concepts and institutions that we take for real." You have been shaken up; blinded by a shocking revelation. It sometimes takes that to see a truth that one refuses to see. Or to bring down beliefs that are so well constructed. What's most important to remember is that the tearing down of this structure, however painful, makes room for something new to be built.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

dirty dancing...

Sun, 09 Sep 2007 01:06:41 GMT

so we're watching tv tonight... my dad, mom & i... normally my father is a CONSUMMATE channel flipper, and gets to choose whatever HE wants when we're all around at the same time. most of the time, i'm at least somewhat interested so it's not the end of the world, but...

tonight, of his own volition, he put on dirty dancing. and left it on. not one channel flip.

nice.

and oh yeah. i REALLY miss dancing. it's been soooooo long.

post secret & flowers

Wed, 15 Aug 2007 03:08:14 GMT

i think the boy was the first one to introduce me to postsecret... now i read it every week... and there is never a week that goes by that i don't bawl my eyes out.

PostSecret Mini-Movie

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one of the other really amazingly awesome things he's done since moving to california is to randomly send me camera phone pictures of flowers... which never ceases to make me smile.

new die hard movie quotes...

Tue, 24 Jul 2007 04:57:21 GMT

Memorable quotes for
Live Free or Die Hard (2007)

Matt Farrell: Why are you so calm? Have you done that kinda stuff before?

Matt Farrell: Shouldn't we call for backup or something?
John McClane: Makes too much sense.

Matt Farrell: [running to a bleeding John McClane] You okay?
John McClane: [pause, panting] I'll let you know in a minute.

Matt Farrell: You just killed a helicopter with a car!
John McClane: I was out of bullets.

Matt Farrell: [large explosion] Did you see that?
John McClane: Yeah I saw it, I did it!

Matt Farrell: What're you gonna do?
John McClane: I'm gonna go kill this guy and get my daughter. Or go get my daughter and kill this guy. Or kill all of 'em!

The Warlock: [to Matt] Why did you bring a cop to my command center?
John McClane: [laughs] It's a basement!
The Warlock: [angrily] Who is this man?

John McClane: Damn hampster!

Matt Farrell: [to Lucy] I know that tone. I'm just not used to hearing it from someone with... hair.

Matt Farrell: Awww, great. You're phone doesn't work.
John McClane: What did they drop the satelites or something?
Matt Farrell: No, your battery just died.

Matt's Neighour: Hey Matt, I just downloaded that new copy of Killzone, the one that's not out yet. You wanna play?
Matt Farrell: Noooo but good luck at the bad timing awards.

Thomas Gabriel: On your tombstone it will say "Always in the wrong place at the wrong time".
John McClane: How about "Yippi-kay-ay, motherfu - "
[gunshot]

John McClane: You must be just about out of bad guys by now.
Thomas Gabriel: You must be very satisfied with yourself.
John McClane: I have my moments.

Lucy McClane: Daddy, you're out of your mind.
John McClane: What're you talkin' about?
Lucy McClane: You shot yourself!
John McClane: [groaning] It seemed like a good idea at the time.

Thomas Gabriel: I'm doing America a favor.

Thomas Gabriel: Officer McClane, you have no idea what I'm capable of!
John McClane: You sound like a very scary guy.

[climbing into a police car]
John McClane: All you gotta do is go pick up a kid in New Jersey, and drive him down to D.C. How hard can that be, huh?

[mercenaries attack John and Matt]
John McClane: Jesus, is the circus in town?

[after covering a webcam]
John McClane: Freddy, can you trace these guys?
Thomas Gabriel: Detective, covering the camera does not turn off the microphone.

John McClane: Mai? Asian chick, likes to kick people? Yeah, last time I saw her she was at the bottom of an elevator shaft with an SUV rammed up her ass.

Matt Farrell: What's your name?
Lucy McClane: Lucy McClane.
Matt Farrell: I thought your name was Lucy Gennero.
Lucy McClane: Today, it's McClane.

Thomas Gabriel: I can't talk to him, you talk to him.
[hands cell phone to Lucy]
Lucy McClane: Daddy?
John McClane: Lucy baby?
Lucy McClane: Now there are only five of them.

Matt Farrell: Seriously, when was the last time you ever turned on the radio to listen to popular music? 70's, 80's?
[cringing while listening to Credence Clearwater Revival on the radio]
Matt Farrell: Listening to this is like having a pine cone shoved up my ass!

John McClane: Alright, that’s enough of this Kung-Fu shit.

The Warlock: Oh... so you're a fan of the Fett?
John McClane: [standing next to a stand-up simulacrum of Boba Fett] No, I was always a fan of Star Wars...

John McClane: It's always about the money.

John McClane: [Matt's showing interest in Lucy] After all we've been through, I'd *hate* to have to beat you to death.

Thomas Gabriel: I'm doing the Country a favour... But the question is, is the Country willing to pay for it?

Matt Farrell: You know, you probably shouldn't antagonize them, seeing as they have these loaded guns
Lucy McClane: Why don't you try to dig a little deeper and find a bigger set of balls, because you're going to need them before we're through

[recognizing female terrorist's voice over the CB radio]
Matt Farrell: Oh, my God... it's her.
John McClane: "Her" who?
Agent Johnson: What're you talking about?
Matt Farrell: It's them.
John McClane: Are you saying it's "them" them?
Matt Farrell: I *swear* to you, I know her! I would know her voice anywhere!
[McClane picks up CB microphone]
Matt Farrell: Don't say anything! Don't...
John McClane: Just keep your mouth shut for a minute.
[to terrorists over radio]
John McClane: Hey, Metro, how's your day goin' over there? Yeah, you gotta be pretty, uh, crazy over there, what with all those 5-87's, huh?
Mai Lihn: Yes, sir, we've had to dispatch all units.
John McClane: [busting her out] Yeah, you had to dispatch all units for all the naked people walkin' around?

[after the presidential montage]
Casper: That was creepy.
Trey: I tried to find more Nixon.

Agent Johnson: I'm Agent Johnson, I'll take you through.
John McClane: [laughs] Agent Johnson?
Agent Johnson: That's right.

Thomas Gabriel: [after discovering that the Warlock was hacking into his network]
[whispering]
Thomas Gabriel: Fat bastard.

John McClane: I'm too old to be jumping out of cars

John McClane: Just another day in paradise.

Matt Farrell: I'm not a doctor but it's looks like your hurt.
John McClane: Sexy, isn'it?

John McClane: Are you Matt Farrell?
Matt Farrell: No, he actually does not live here anymore.
John McClane: Then who are you?
Matt Farrell: My name is Daisy Duke. I took alot of crap for it as a kid to please do not add to the torment.

[choking Mai with chains]
John McClane: [sarcastic] There, that's not too tight is it?

there's a war going on outside.

Sat, 21 Jul 2007 15:31:40 GMT

the revolutionary war.

seriously. guns and cannons and the fife & drum corps and everything.

the dog is not happy.

* American Independence Festival
* Saturday, July 21
* 10 am - 5 pm
* American Independence Museum, downtown Exeter, Swasey Parkway
* $5 for events on museum grounds

This popular celebration of American independence features visits from Thomas Jefferson and George Washington as well as troop encampments. A procession through downtown Exeter with General George Washington and his junior regiment leads to a public reading of the Declaration of Independence. Join us after for the official dedication of the newly restored Folsom Tavern. The day's activities include an opportunity to view our original Dunlap Broadside of the Declaration of Independence and early drafts of the U.S. Constitution, plus a traditional New Hampshire artisans' village, barnyard exhibit, children's activity area, historic role-players, fireworks, and more.

happy birthday, melissa! (from me & syd)

Mon, 09 Jul 2007 03:36:11 GMT

great new quotes / i love my dad

Sat, 07 Jul 2007 04:27:52 GMT

"hey kace?"
"yeah?"
"can i substitute olive oil for vegetable oil?"
"in what?"
"a cake"
"um,... no..."
"shit"

giggle.

about 30 minutes later, the oven timer goes off...
"kace, are you cooking something?"
"no"
"what is the timer for?"
"uh.... your cake?"
"OH!"

he gets up, opens the oven door and turns off the heat.

about 15 minutes later...
"kace, are you cooking something?"
"no"
"what do i smell?"
"uhm... your CAKE?!??! Jesus!"

we both laughed for a couple of minutes straight after that.

oh COME ON!!!

Fri, 06 Jul 2007 13:20:42 GMT

posted an introduction of myself and my biz to a "seacoast women" yahoo group very late last night... wasn't really sure what would come of it.

already got one prospect! so i reply to her on list, saying that i would email her off list so we didn't clutter up the message board.

right after i send that message, i can't get to yahoo. it times out. MUTHERFUKKER!

snark. snarkey snark snark.

stab. stabbie. die.